Croatia Turns Italy Into Spaghetti

ARMAC Z Z MAPPER MANIAC

An animated map shows Croatia devising a ridiculous plan to annex a one-meter strip along Italy’s entire Adriatic coastline, making Italy angry and apparently starting a war. Croatia then claims the newly acquired coastline looks like spaghetti, causing Italy to stop attacking and let Croatia keep it. Upbeat music accompanies the fast-moving map animation, making the absurd geopolitical punchline feel playful and comedic.

Anyway, only Italy would remain, but they hold the entire West Adriatic coast. Croatia would devise the ultimate plan and quickly take one meter along Italy's entire Adriatic coastline. The Italians would get angry and declare war. However, Croatia would tell them to stop, arguing that the newly annexed land now looks like spaghetti. The Italians upon hearing this would stop their attack and let Croatia keep the coastline.

• @antichirst / 20308 2025-08-15