Husband Steals One Avocado

Husband got a bad habit of shoplifting avocados whenever he goes to any store like safeway, walmart etc, he just puts 1 avocado in his pocket. Max he do is 1 per store. And when back home, he keeps smiling looking at the avocado for 5-10 min How to fix this? Any ideas?

A grayscale reaction image of a stern-looking muscular man appears behind a screenshot of a social media post about a husband who shoplifts one avocado from every store and then smiles at it for several minutes at home. The joke is the absurdly specific and harmless criminal habit, presented as a serious relationship problem requiring advice. It is sent as a reaction to bizarre behavior or an unexpectedly strange confession.

• @antichirst / 20290 2025-08-12