Jeffrey Epstein Face Rating

How Long face Poor FWHR Long midface Close eyes Mandibular plane Gonial angle Ramus chin Bone mass Coloring bottom 20%

The video humorously presents a pseudo-scientific facial-analysis rating of Jeffrey Epstein, using red and green guide lines and labels such as “Long face,” “Close eyes,” and “Gonial angle.” The narration concludes that his facial harmony is only 31% and rates him 4 out of 10, making the overly serious appearance analysis absurd. Ryan Little’s “Lucy’s Song,” a mellow lo-fi instrumental, creates a strangely calm and aesthetic contrast with the disturbing subject and deadpan joke. EN: The video humorously presents a pseudo-scientific facial-analysis rating of Jeffrey Epstein, using red and green guide lines and labels such as “Long face,” “Close eyes,” and “Gonial angle.” The narration concludes that his facial harmony is only 31% and rates him 4 out of 10, making the overly serious appearance analysis absurd. Ryan Little’s “Lucy’s Song,” a mellow lo-fi instrumental, creates a strangely calm and aesthetic contrast with the disturbing subject and deadpan joke.

How attractive was Jeffrey Epstein? Epstein has an extremely long face, a poor FWHR, and a long mid-face. His chin is very long, neck is too slim, but his jaw width is actually ideal. He has close-set eyes, low-set cheekbones, and a decent cantile till. He has a low jaw frontal angle, which is due to his high mandibular plane angle, showing extreme downward growth. His gonial angle is high, reamus is short, and his chin is recessed. His orbital vector is negative. nose measurements aren't great but his lip assessments are all ideal. Epstein's total facial harmony is 31% but he has good bone mass, colouring and thick eyebrows bringing him to a 4 out of 10, a below average face in the bottom 20% of men.

♪ Ryan Little — Lucy's Song

• @antichirst / 20127 2025-07-18