You Will Never Be a Real Mushroom

You will never be a real mushroom. You have no mycelium, you have no volva, you have no spores. You are a small kitten twisted by fabric and wool into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

A small kitten is wrapped in knitted fabric and wool to resemble a mushroom, sitting on a bed or couch. The joke is an absurdly serious botanical critique of the kitten’s costume, treating it as an inadequate imitation of a real mushroom. People send this as a surreal reaction to mock something that is a very imperfect copy. EN: A small kitten is wrapped in knitted fabric and wool to resemble a mushroom, sitting on a bed or couch. The joke is an absurdly serious botanical critique of the kitten’s costume, treating it as an inadequate imitation of a real mushroom. People send this as a surreal reaction to mock something that is a very imperfect copy.

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