How the Internet Is Made

HOW THE INTERNET WORKS ? But how is it made? Before being transported using a special internet wheelbarrow... Next, the internet is barrelled up and rolled to the factory next door... Before the factory calls the head of the internet... Once approved, Thomas here releases the clean internet... It's then blessed, before arriving into our homes. THE END

A mock educational film humorously explains the internet as a physical substance mined in Australia, transported in a wheelbarrow, rolled into barrels, washed clean, approved by its “head,” released by Thomas, blessed by clergy, and delivered to homes. The joke comes from treating an intangible online network like a bizarre industrial product, with retro footage, deadpan narration, cheerful music, and a final “THE END” punchline.

This is the internet. But how's it made? Well, it all starts here in Australia where it's mined before being transported using a special internet wheelbarrow to a factory for mixing. Mmm smells delicious. Next the internet is barred up and rolled to the factory next door where any bad internet is washed away before the factory calls ahead of the internet. Mr Bell Gates for his approval. Once approved Thomas here releases the clean internet to begin its 10 month journey to Ireland. It's then blessed before arriving into our homes. Oh there's Bridget, the end!

• @antichirst / 20051 2025-07-07