Cow Milk Turns Automatic

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A black-and-white cow appears in a surreal farm setting, followed by animated diagrams of a milk carton showing its composition. The joke starts by wondering whether blueberries would make the milk purple, then abruptly replaces them with bullets and imagines the cow producing “Kalashnikov automatic white” milk, ending with the cow screaming in panic. Upbeat, absurd music and animal-like sounds heighten the sudden escalation and make the clip work as a reaction to wildly illogical reasoning. EN: A black-and-white cow appears in a surreal farm setting, followed by animated diagrams of a milk carton showing its composition. The joke starts by wondering whether blueberries would make the milk purple, then abruptly replaces them with bullets and imagines the cow producing “Kalashnikov automatic white” milk, ending with the cow screaming in panic. Upbeat, absurd music and animal-like sounds heighten the sudden escalation and make the clip work as a reaction to wildly illogical reasoning.

If the cow eats blueberries, could the milk come out purple? You see, milk is composed of 90% water. The rest is made up of lactose, fat, and protein, and this causes its white color. So if a cow eats 39mm bullets, it could become a Kalashnikov automatic white...

• @antichirst / 20033 2025-07-05