Uncle Roger Predicts Bitcoin

My Uncle Roger says Bitcoin will hit $100,000 in 2025 My Uncle Roger is in prison right now for some weird shit, and he keeps drinking the lotions people mail him. Today he told me that Bitcoin will be worth $100,000 in 2025, warned me about something called the Labubus, and said I should never listen to P Diddy songs or I’d be cursed forever. Idk what any of this means but mark my words. Dude what the actual fuck is wrong with your family. Your uncle drinks lotion and you’re here talking about magic internet money. Seek help. Bro, you’re dumber than a soggy brick

A fake social media post claims that Uncle Roger, who is in prison and drinks lotion mailed to him, predicts Bitcoin will reach $100,000 and warns about Labubus and P Diddy songs. The replies mock the bizarre family story and the poster’s belief in “magic internet money,” making the exchange absurd and surreal. EN: A fake social media post claims that Uncle Roger, who is in prison and drinks lotion mailed to him, predicts Bitcoin will reach $100,000 and warns about Labubus and P Diddy songs. The replies mock the bizarre family story and the poster’s belief in “magic internet money,” making the exchange absurd and surreal.

• @antichirst / 20018 2025-07-03