Google Says Go to the Hospital

THIS IS WHY I IT'S FUCKED UP THAT LIKE I UNDERSTAND LIABILITY LIKE A BETTER TEST YOU'D NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE GOOGLE TAKES AWAY YOUR BETTER WAY MAN JUST TANK AT HOME

A bald man wearing headphones talks seriously to the camera while chaotic third-person video-game combat plays beneath him. He jokes about Google treating every symptom as an emergency and concludes that mild chest pain should sometimes simply be tanked at home. The contrast between his anxious medical rant and the explosive gameplay creates the punchline. EN: A bald man wearing headphones talks seriously to the camera while chaotic third-person video-game combat plays beneath him. He jokes about Google treating every symptom as an emergency and concludes that mild chest pain should sometimes simply be tanked at home. The contrast between his anxious medical rant and the explosive gameplay creates the punchline.

This is why I can't play too much Mario Kart and Night Raind, because I don't get time to get the intrusive thoughts out of my head. It's fucked up that if you ever Google a symptom, like 100%, it just says go to the hospital. Like I understand liability. Don't get me wrong. But like that's not helpful. They have to invent like a better test for like chest pain. Because if you went to the hospital every time had a 1 out of 10 chest pain you'd never get anything done you'd be in the hospital like at least once every two months or something like that but if you ever google like mild chest pain google takes away your your search bar and goes immediately get to a hospital right now there's gotta be a better way man sometimes you just ate too much or you like strained the muscle or something like that or maybe you punctured your lung man it's like the kind of thing you can just tank at home

• @antichirst / 19806 2025-06-13