Healthy Habits That Definitely Aren’t

1000+ cals I eat weight. suppressants. all day. so I don’t magnesium I found a for me.

A man performs a deadpan two-column routine while images reveal the questionable “solutions” behind his health claims: a huge steak, cigarettes as appetite suppressants, constant snacking, gambling to stay busy, phone use in bed, and alcohol as a sleep aid. The joke is the sarcastic mismatch between the reassuring speech and the obviously unhealthy habits, making the clip useful as a reaction to self-defeating advice. EN: A man performs a deadpan two-column routine while images reveal the questionable “solutions” behind his health claims: a huge steak, cigarettes as appetite suppressants, constant snacking, gambling to stay busy, phone use in bed, and alcohol as a sleep aid. The joke is the sarcastic mismatch between the reassuring speech and the obviously unhealthy habits, making the clip useful as a reaction to self-defeating advice.

I eat healthy but I still can't lose weight. I use natural appetite suppressants. I can't stop snacking all day. I stay busy so I don't think about food. I take magnesium and I still can't sleep. I found a sleep aid that works for me.

• @afrosidemoon / 75108 2025-11-23