Fat Fred the Morbidly Obese Cat

Text on the meme

THIS IS FAT FRED. HE IS A BOY. HE IS NOT PREGNANT. HE WEIGHS 28 POUNDS. YES, HE IS ON A DIET. NO, IT IS NOT WORKING WELL. FAT FRED LOVES PEOPLE. YOU MAY COME IN AND PET HIM. HE SITS ON SMALL CHILDREN AND LOVES BEING SCRATCHED NEAR HIS HIPS. FAT FRED IS NOT UP FOR ADOPTION, BUT WE DO HAVE SMALLER MORBIDLY OBESE ANIMALS.

What it means

A very large black-and-white cat named Fat Fred sits on a striped lounge chair beneath a beach umbrella. The shelter signs humorously preempt questions about his size, gender, pregnancy, diet, and adoption status, turning his extreme obesity into a deadpan character profile. EN: A very large black-and-white cat named Fat Fred sits on a striped lounge chair beneath a beach umbrella. The shelter signs humorously preempt questions about his size, gender, pregnancy, diet, and adoption status, turning his extreme obesity into a deadpan character profile.

Objects

overweight cat / толстый кот black-and-white fur / чёрно-белая шерсть striped lounge chair / полосатый шезлонг beach umbrella / пляжный зонтик wooden armrests / деревянные подлокотники white paper signs / белые бумажные таблички cardboard boxes / картонные коробки indoor shelter / помещение приюта cat sitting / сидящий кот paw / лапа collar / ошейник striped fabric / полосатая ткань