911 Call Turns Into Pizza

911: 911 what’s your emergency? Caller: I kissed somebody else (burps) I kissed somebody else, I don’t even know him! Ma’am can you hear me? Male voice: Oh no! Why did you do that jasmine? No, you’re not a screw up okay? I screw up all the time! Jasmine! Will you marry me? YES! OH MY (vomiting) I want pizza.

A nighttime road scene is overlaid with a fake 911 phone-call transcript. A caller reports kissing someone else, receives reassurance and an unexpected marriage proposal, then accepts while vomiting before abruptly saying, “I want pizza.” The absurd escalation and sudden non sequitur make it useful as a reaction to chaotic, emotionally overwhelming situations. EN: A nighttime road scene is overlaid with a fake 911 phone-call transcript. A caller reports kissing someone else, receives reassurance and an unexpected marriage proposal, then accepts while vomiting before abruptly saying, “I want pizza.” The absurd escalation and sudden non sequitur make it useful as a reaction to chaotic, emotionally overwhelming situations.

Emergency I did something bad is anyone hurt I can't somebody else Is this an emergency ma'am can you hear me? Ma'am Oh wow. Congratulations. Goodbye. I'm out pizza.

• @afrosidemoon / 74946 2025-11-14