Megan's Dating Profile Red Flags
Megan 20 Woman 18 miles away I'll make your whole week & you'll make my hole weak. 🍺🍺 I shoplift from yardales, I do not shave my armpits, no need to pull out im involved in an MMA fight ring and no fetus can reside within my womb, I am banned from all federal buildings, aldis, walmart, and I have outstanding warrants in Ohio, Minnesota, and California. #legalizerecreationalmeth
A dating-app profile for Megan presents an increasingly alarming list of traits, including shoplifting, extreme personal habits, illegal fighting, pregnancy-related claims, bans from federal buildings and stores, and outstanding warrants. The joke is the absurd escalation of red flags, making the profile hilariously undateable; it is shared as a reaction to someone who is catastrophically problematic. EN: A dating-app profile for Megan presents an increasingly alarming list of traits, including shoplifting, extreme personal habits, illegal fighting, pregnancy-related claims, bans from federal buildings and stores, and outstanding warrants. The joke is the absurd escalation of red flags, making the profile hilariously undateable; it is shared as a reaction to someone who is catastrophically problematic.
- @antichirst / 19643 2025-05-22
- Template
- dating app profile parody
- Type
- image
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- 444×800 · 46.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark humor
- Language
- en
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