Speedrunning Logical Fallacies

Speedrunning logical fallacies while fighting with my girlfriend - Ad Hominem ✅ - Appeal to Authority ✅ - Appeal to Ignorance ✅ - Appeal to Emotion ✅ - Bandwagon Fallacy ✅ - Begging the Question ✅ - Cherry Picking ✅ - False Dilemma ✅ - Hasty Generalization ✅ - Red Herring ✅ - Slippery Slope ✅ - Straw Man ✅

A blond man sits on a couch while arguing with his girlfriend, and a checklist of logical fallacies gradually fills with green check marks. The audio depicts a relationship argument in which he rapidly uses nearly every listed fallacy, turning the escalating dispute into a comedic “speedrun” and ending with him abandoning the conversation and relationship. It is used as a reaction to someone arguing dishonestly, deflecting, or stacking bad arguments one after another.

I do not appreciate when you make fun of me in front of my friends. Well, you're really emotional right now. Maybe we should like to have this conversation. I'm not emotional. I'm just trying to tell you how I feel. No, OK. My mom also says that you can get very emotional. Maybe this is one of those instances. No, you made a mean joke at my expense, and I never write to you. You cannot prove that that joke was about you. Well, who else would it be about? You literally said my girl. It could be any girl. Like, if you loved me, you would give me the benefit of the doubt that not everything's about you. No, you literally made a joke at my expense in front of my friends and embarrassed me. Well then if everyone was laughing, what was the problem? Okay, so you are admitting you did make a joke about me? No, oh my gosh, it's a joke. By definition, a joke can't be serious. You're my boyfriend. Why would you insult me? That's so mean. Okay, well if I'm so mean then why did I pay for lunch after? Is that so mean? Oh my gosh, I don't even know what to say. I feel like I can't even trust you anymore. Okay, well fine. If you can't trust someone, well then maybe you're just not ready for a relationship. Please be an adult and have a serious conversation. I'm being an adult. I'm feeling. Yeah, I'm being an adult. But maybe you're the one raising your voice. So maybe you're not the one ready for a serious conversation. I'm not raising my voice. I'm trying to tell you how I feel and you're doing everything to ignore me. I'm not ignoring you, but we do have the dinner reservation and I don't know why we're not focusing on that. Oh my gosh. I'm canceling the reservation. Okay, well fine. I cancel the reservation and I guess I'll just cancel the whole relationship. Yeah, you know what? Maybe I should. Okay, yeah whatever. Yeah, I guess I'm just the worst boyfriend effort because I made a joke. I literally can't even do this anymore. I'm just gonna leave. Please don't call me.

• @antichirst / 19466 2025-05-03