Keanu’s Offensive Apology Line

KEANU! Your line was “ I’m sorry” KONNICHIWA IS JAPANESE. SUPPOSED TO MEAN, WHITE BOY? MEANS YOU GOT EYES LIKE APOSTROPHES, AND DRIVE JEW. DOG MUNCHING DINK YOU ARE YO.

A dimly lit video shows Keanu Reeves delivering an increasingly confused and offensive explanation of what “I’m sorry” supposedly means, with captions escalating into crude ethnic stereotypes before ending with “YO.” The joke is an absurd reaction to a supposedly apologetic line becoming an incoherent racist rant. EN: A dimly lit video shows Keanu Reeves delivering an increasingly confused and offensive explanation of what “I’m sorry” supposedly means, with captions escalating into crude ethnic stereotypes before ending with “YO.” The joke is an absurd reaction to a supposedly apologetic line becoming an incoherent racist rant.

Konichiwa! Konichiwa's Japanese. It's insulting to Koreans. How am I supposed to tell if you can't? Fuck, is that supposed to mean white boy? It means you got eyes like apostrophes. You dress white, talk black, and drive two. So how am I supposed to know what kind of zipper head dog munching think you are if you don't? Yo!

• @antichirst / 19272 2025-04-13