Day in the Life of a Neo-Colonialist

Day in Life of a Neo-Colonialist in Latin America

A satirical video follows a white man’s exaggerated “day in the life” as a neo-colonialist in Latin America: he wakes up, prepares food, visits an upscale café to work remotely, approaches locals, and finishes with an absurdly repetitive gym workout. The deadpan narration turns privileged travel, economic arbitrage, English-speaking demands, and exploitative pickup lines into an intentionally uncomfortable parody. EN: A satirical video follows a white man’s exaggerated “day in the life” as a neo-colonialist in Latin America: he wakes up, prepares food, visits an upscale café to work remotely, approaches locals, and finishes with an absurdly repetitive gym workout. The deadpan narration turns privileged travel, economic arbitrage, English-speaking demands, and exploitative pickup lines into an intentionally uncomfortable parody.

Our day in the life of a white neo-colonialist committing justification to Latin America, we start the day with a high protein breakfast because this has been shown to be linked to white supremacy and I get started my day by listening to one of my favorite inspirational speakers. Then I walk around asking people if they speak English. Do you speak English? Speak English. Do you speak English? I just do this to remind them that you know They should learn English. I get a flat white Flat white and I go to an overpriced cafe slash coworking space and do some remote work Which allows me to commit economic arbitrage on the local economy And then I will talk to some of the local indigenous women and my pickup line is essentially just offering them green cards in exchange for Companionship they never actually end up getting the green cards though And then lastly I will hit the gym and today is shoulder so I will do front raises and I will do 14 pounds for 88 reps

• @antichirst / 19135 2025-03-27