550 Milligrams of Spider Powder

555 mg Benadryl ALLERGY Diphenhydramine HCl 25 mg / Antihistamine ULTRATABS 48 TABLETS

На столе лежат дробовик, патроны, множество вскрытых блистеров и розовых таблеток, коробка Benadryl Allergy и цилиндр с надписью «555 mg». Закадровый голос саркастично объясняет, что нарушителя дома ждёт огромное количество антигистамина, введённого в кровь, кожу и глаза; абсурд шутки в преувеличенной и опасной «защите дома». EN: A shotgun, ammunition, numerous opened blister packs and pink pills, a box of Benadryl Allergy, and a cylinder labeled “555 mg” lie on a table. A sarcastic voiceover explains that a home intruder will receive a huge amount of antihistamine in their bloodstream, skin, and eyes; the joke is the exaggerated and dangerous form of home defense.

You might be wondering to yourself, why would you ever want to do this? Well, simple. Fuck you. That's why. You decided to break into my house, so you're going to get 550 milligrams of spider dimension powder into your bloodstream, skin, and eyes.

• @antichirst / 19071 2025-03-20