If I Died in Jerusalem

MICHAEL IF I DIED IN JERUSALEM BURY ME THERE YOU WOULD WELL

A woman addresses Michael before the video cuts to dark forest footage with captions asking to be buried in Jerusalem, followed by “YOU WOULD” and a deadpan “WELL” over increasingly gloomy outdoor shots. The joke is an absurd, ominous escalation of a casual request, made funnier by the dramatic montage and the audio’s detached timing. The clip uses offwoq’s “Slidin” as a moody musical backdrop. EN: A woman addresses Michael before the video cuts to dark forest footage with captions asking to be buried in Jerusalem, followed by “YOU WOULD” and a deadpan “WELL” over increasingly gloomy outdoor shots. The joke is an absurd, ominous escalation of a casual request, made funnier by the dramatic montage and the audio’s detached timing. The clip uses offwoq’s “Slidin” as a moody musical backdrop.

Well, about 2,000 years ago, three days later.

♪ offwoq — Slidin

• @antichirst / 19002 2025-03-09