20 Pounds of Parmesan

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A man carries an enormous wheel of Parmesan into a home kitchen and proudly shows it off while explaining that he bought about 20 pounds for approximately $10.44 after nobody answered his FaceTime call. The joke is the absurdly excessive purchase and his complete lack of a plan for what to do with so much cheese, making it a reaction to impulsive decisions and overconfident “executive” choices.

Somebody else put that label on there. That doesn't mean we need it. Why would you buy that much cheese? Because I was trying to FaceTime you and you wouldn't answer the phone. So I made an executive decision. I didn't do anything wrong. I saw something labeled at a price and I bought. And how much did you pay for that? Approximately $10.44. And how many pounds of cheese? Probably like 20. Maybe more. And what are we going to do? No clue! We got 20 pounds of Parmesan. You are really proud of yourself, aren't you? 44 pounds of cheese?

• @antichirst / 18986 2025-03-05