Explore Portland Until No Subaru

TODAY WE’RE GONNA OKAY BACK OUT YOU GO DOWNTOWN IT’S IMPOSSIBLE NEVER

A man narrates a frantic search through Portland, using maps and street-view footage to find a Subaru hatchback. After searching neighborhoods and downtown, he spots cars but apparently no qualifying Subaru and declares the challenge impossible, ending abruptly with “never.” The joke exaggerates Portland’s reputation for having countless Subarus. EN: A man narrates a frantic search through Portland, using maps and street-view footage to find a Subaru hatchback. After searching neighborhoods and downtown, he spots cars but apparently no qualifying Subaru and declares the challenge impossible, ending abruptly with “never.” The joke exaggerates Portland’s reputation for having countless Subarus.

Today we're gonna play a game called explore Portland until we don't see a Subaru hatchback. Let's go. Is this impossible? Let's go downtown. Yeah, that's not a Subaru. Fuck, it's impossible. Nevermind.

• @antichirst / 18825 2025-01-29