That's a Giant Corpse

OH THAT'S A GIANT CORPSE THERE IS A 20 FOOT TALL, STILL TWITCHING CORPSE OF AN UNKNOWN HUMANOID SPECIES RESTRAINED HALF A KILOMETER DEEP BENEATH APPLE'S HEADQUARTERS IN CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA PERFORMING THE CALCULATION WORK OF 150 SUPERCOMPUTERS

A frightened cartoon fish reacts to a disturbing black-and-white image of a giant restrained humanoid corpse. The joke presents an absurd conspiracy theory claiming that Apple’s headquarters are powered by a colossal unknown creature doing the work of 150 supercomputers. It is sent as an absurd reaction to Apple, technology, or bizarre internet conspiracy claims.

• @antichirst / 18739 2025-01-13