Santa Says His Elves Are Morons

My elves are all morons

A man dressed as Santa sits in a car and cycles through exaggerated expressions while complaining that his elves are stupid and blame him for not providing everything needed to make toys. The joke is a sarcastic Santa rant, useful as a reaction to incompetent people who shift responsibility onto someone else. The audio is spoken in an irritated, increasingly exasperated tone, with a groan-like delivery that makes the absurd accusation funnier. EN: A man dressed as Santa sits in a car and cycles through exaggerated expressions while complaining that his elves are stupid and blame him for not providing everything needed to make toys. The joke is a sarcastic Santa rant, useful as a reaction to incompetent people who shift responsibility onto someone else. The audio is spoken in an irritated, increasingly exasperated tone, with a groan-like delivery that makes the absurd accusation funnier.

I give them everything they need to make toys and they still fail. Always. And it's not because I'm a bad Santa. I'm a very good Santa. It's because they're stupid. And then they're like, we don't have everything we need to make toys. It's your fault. You're a bad elf. Not mine.

• @antichirst / 18602 2024-12-17