Only Gay Cops Pull Me Over

ONLY GAY COPS PULL ME OVER Nice bumper sticker, buddy Ugh. Can we just get this over with?

A driver is pulled over at night by a police officer and is complimented on his bumper sticker, which reads “ONLY GAY COPS PULL ME OVER.” The driver impatiently asks to get the ticket over with, but the awkward exchange escalates into a sudden intimate encounter, followed by the officer walking away as if nothing happened. The joke comes from the absurd double meaning and the unexpected payoff to the flirtatious traffic stop. EN: A driver is pulled over at night by a police officer and is complimented on his bumper sticker, which reads “ONLY GAY COPS PULL ME OVER.” The driver impatiently asks to get the ticket over with, but the awkward exchange escalates into a sudden intimate encounter, followed by the officer walking away as if nothing happened. The joke comes from the absurd double meaning and the unexpected payoff to the flirtatious traffic stop.

Nice bumper sticker, buddy. Can we just get this over with just write me the ticket and I'll get

• @afrosidemoon / 73782 2025-09-05