Thirty Feet Down

“Yeah, it’s just a bunch of clay and rocks down there. don’t bother.” SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME! GUESS ILL THROW THIS OL’ TIME-WASTER AWAY THEN you’ve never dug THIRTY FEET DOWN EXCEPT... O (Organic) A (Surface) B (Subsoil) C (Substratum) D (????) 30ft Sandy Loam: Who is she? S. Loam WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS? oh, did some one lose this? machine diggers programmed to shut down at 25ft depth it’s called “bed” rock because it keeps you ASLEEP Clay Separate (%) Sand Separate (%) Silt Separate (%) clay silty clay silty clay loam clay loam sandy clay sandy clay loam loam silt loam sandy loam sand Silt Sand Separate (%)

This collage jokes about digging through soil layers and reaching bedrock. The speaker dismisses the underground material as ordinary clay and rocks, but the diagram reveals increasingly absurd geological layers, including a mysterious “D (????)” layer and the personified Sandy Loam. The punchline is that a supposedly simple digging job becomes an overcomplicated, sleep-inducing geology lesson, making it a reaction to pointless overanalysis or a task that takes far longer than expected.

• @antichirst / 18275 2024-11-15