The Entire World Was Real

The entire 🌎: Was Real: you 💀 entire 👥👥 by waiting till they got home at night we conducted an investigation and we found we did nothing wrong and then 💀 them was automatically 🎯 for 💀 you 💀 🤴 and 👑

A bearded man performs a TikTok musical sketch, switching between “The entire 🌎” accusations and the repeated “Was Real:” denial response. The song satirically contrasts a long list of alleged atrocities with evasive official excuses, making the absurd repetition and cheerful delivery the punchline.

You shot three-year-olds in the head But were Jewish! You hogtied children and executed them Fuck you! And then buried them alive But it's my favorite thing You bombed doctors and nurses But the hollow cost And then ran them over with tanks I didn't do it! You bombed food relief workers It wasn't us! You've single-handedly destroyed the entire education and healthcare infrastructure in Gaza We have a right to defend! You bombed UN workers No! You slaughtered entire families by waiting till they got home at night and bombed them at 5 a.m. when you knew they would be there. Fuck you! You bombed people trying to eat food? They did it! You bombed people trying to receive humanitarian aid? We're looking into it! And you bombed the people that were trying to administer humanitarian aid? We conducted an investigation and we found we did nothing wrong! You roped off entire neighborhoods and then bulldozed over them? You're being anti-semantic! You sent drones in Taghaza playing audio of children crying to lure Palestinians out and then massacred them? But like the holocaust fire! You used AI generated kill lists and didn't bother to double check the names. Oh that's the Net Sahayudah! You set up kill zones where anyone that meandered into this invisible zone was automatically targeted for death. Oh no no no that's the Net Sahayahudah! Then you bombed the ambulances who were coming to help those people that were bombed! Net Sahayahudah! You're not allowing independent investigations? It wasn't us, it was the Netsaiyuhura! You snike journalists. We're looking into it! You killed teachers and students. It's just a few bad apples is all! You used disproportionate violence. Now we get to be the Gestapo! You bombed a refugee camp? Now we get to be the Gestapo! And then ran them over with tanks? But we're Jewish!

• @antichirst / 18257 2024-11-13