Nick Fuentes Home Incident Statement
Anyway, I gave my full statement to the cop (Fuentes gave one separately and gave "no comment" as his statement) and the cop called an ambulance to check my eyes after being sprayed. (The cop gave me my phone back, which may be damaged after the incel stomped it like Rumpelstiltskin, which is why the pictures are pictures my husband took from my phone, as it's no longer operational.) The nice EMTs took my vitals in the ambulance, too. I am a little sore on my right side, where I fell, but I'm fine. Nicky, your little spray is as weak as you are. I hate to tell you to invest in a new brand but I didn't even need eye wash. Anyway, the cop, the EMTs and my husband* all asked, "Why did you ring the doorbell?!" kind of incredulously. I don't know, why not? Again, no "no soliciting" sign and I was showing off for my new friend. Also, I think threatening women and girls everywhere deserves some kind of an explanation. I want to make it very clear that I am not whining about being pushed down the steps and pepper sprayed by a 26-year-old who then took possession of and possibly broke my phone. I'm 57-years-old and 5'1" so it's kind of funny that he's have this melodramatic reaction to me but here we are. I guess thems are the breaks when you're despised by about half the country and millions overseas as well. I'd be touchy as well but, then again, I'm not making r*pe jokes or demeaning bodily autonomy. I don't know if he's done this to others or I was the tipping point, but Fuentes is a little on edge. So if you wanted to send Nicky a care package but were concerned you might not have the correct address, this is all to say, it is confirmed: 1826 S. Home, Berwyn, IL 60402 is the correct address. 💩🩸 * I have forgiven my husband. He made me a nice vegan hot chocolate with mini marshmallows. PS - Fuentes is a VEWY frightened widdow man. Don't ring the doorbell. He's a little on edge. Go figure! PPS - Should I file a police report? Yes, I rang his doorbell (did not hop a fence or anything) but I does that merit assault and property damage? PPPS - Yes, I know the pictures are blurry. Believe me or don't believe me. They are pictures my husband took with his phone camera off my phone because there was no way of sending them otherwise. PPPPS - Please stop telling me to stop by Nick Fuentes' home at 1826 S. Home, Berwyn. It makes him feel unsafe when people pop over. Imagine being a proud internet troll and being this scared. Yep. They're all like that.
A long faux incident statement claims that the writer was pepper-sprayed and pushed down the steps after ringing Nick Fuentes's doorbell, while mocking his alleged fear and providing his home address. The joke is an exaggerated satirical callout that ridicules an internet provocateur as a frightened hypocrite, with deliberately melodramatic details and sarcastic follow-up notes. EN: A long faux incident statement claims that the writer was pepper-sprayed and pushed down the steps after ringing Nick Fuentes's doorbell, while mocking his alleged fear and providing his home address. The joke is an exaggerated satirical callout that ridicules an internet provocateur as a frightened hypocrite, with deliberately melodramatic details and sarcastic follow-up notes.
- @antichirst / 18221 2024-11-11
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