Shotguns Do Not Belong in Games

Shotguns do not belong in video games. I cannot think of one game/ one shotgun that was skillful but most importantly, FUN to use. It is a weapon put in games for the sole purpose of catering to cowards.

A black-and-white portrait of Kaiser Wilhelm II is placed above a screenshot-style block of text arguing that shotguns do not belong in video games because they are not skillful or fun, but instead cater to cowards. The joke comes from the absurdly dramatic condemnation of a common video-game weapon, presented like a serious manifesto and paired with the stern historical figure. EN: A black-and-white portrait of Kaiser Wilhelm II is placed above a screenshot-style block of text arguing that shotguns do not belong in video games because they are not skillful or fun, but instead cater to cowards. The joke comes from the absurdly dramatic condemnation of a common video-game weapon, presented like a serious manifesto and paired with the stern historical figure.

• @antichirst / 18019 2024-10-17