Minecraft Movie Soyboy Rant

Text on the meme

I am already emotionally preparing myself for the absolute niggerbrim that will be the minecraft movie. Mark my words the fucking lines in this movie will be the soyboy reddit tier garbage. >(creeper sneaks up behind the main character) Errm hes right behind me isnt he? >I call it... MINECRAFT! (awkward silence) Erm guys im still working on it! >I just broke this tree... with my bare hand! And I already know the fucking movie will make a billion dollars because soyboys will go see it. Sad!

What it means

An angry, crudely drawn bearded face accompanies a rant predicting that the Minecraft movie will contain embarrassing dialogue and appeal to stereotypical Reddit users. The imagined lines parody awkward movie exposition and boastful Minecraft references, while the final punchline complains that the film will still make a billion dollars. It is used as an exaggerated reaction to adaptations expected to be low-quality but commercially successful.

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angry bearded face / злое бородатое лицо rage comic drawing / рисунок из комикса-реакции red eyes / красные глаза beard / борода blood or red marks / кровь или красные отметины yellow teeth / жёлтые зубы Minecraft reference / отсылка к Minecraft creeper / крипер tree / дерево bare hand / голая рука movie / фильм computer text screenshot / скриншот текста на компьютере