Taco Bell Dodged a Bullet

I went out on a date with a woman who wanted to pick up some food from Taco Bell. While we were in line at the drive through, I said "I'm going to tell you now, most likely, they are going to screw up your order, so don't get your hopes up and don't place a convoluted order that is difficult for them to follow." She ignored both pieces of advice. Sure enough, they screwed the whole thing up, and she realized it when we got to our destination because she decided not to check the bag until then. She got so mad and blamed me. We broke up after that. Taco Bell has a soft spot in my heart for helping me dodge a bullet there. Thank you, Taco Bell.

A formally dressed man sits at a table with a Taco Bell meal while a long YouTube-style comment describes a disastrous date caused by a botched order. The narrator humorously claims Taco Bell helped him avoid a bad relationship, turning a fast-food mistake into a breakup and a “dodged a bullet” reaction meme.

• @antichirst / 17874 2024-09-25