The Ankle Monitor Detective

I'm done being locked up I'm done with this I slowed down your video to look for important clues and then spent the next six hours of my day it was called the Shakespeare Bridge in Los Angeles was California for the exact area that you threw the ankle monitor and went straight to the Los Angeles Police Department

A masked man narrates an absurd investigation to locate someone’s discarded ankle monitor. He analyzes clues from a video, searches California bridges for six hours, finds Shakespeare Bridge, retrieves the monitor, and delivers it to the Los Angeles Police Department. The joke is the wildly overcommitted detective work and the dead-serious narration, making it useful as a reaction to someone going far beyond what was necessary. EN: A masked man narrates an absurd investigation to locate someone’s discarded ankle monitor. He analyzes clues from a video, searches California bridges for six hours, finds Shakespeare Bridge, retrieves the monitor, and delivers it to the Los Angeles Police Department. The joke is the wildly overcommitted detective work and the dead-serious narration, making it useful as a reaction to someone going far beyond what was necessary.

I'm done being locked up. I'm done with this. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of this. I'm done There we go for good this time What's up gangster? My name is Kobe and I could find any location in the entire world to find the exact location of your ankle monitor I slowed down your video to look for important clues first I noticed a car with a California license plate driving by next I notice you are on a bridge and last clue was this Triangle structure in the back and then spent the next six hours of my day going through the twenty five thousand different bridges in the state of california finally i got my big break i found the bridge it was called the shake spear bridge in los angeles california grabbed my laptop and drove three hours to the shake spear bridge i started looking around for the exact area that you threw the ankle monitor finally i located directly in the bushes i jumped directly over the bridge and went straight to the target i secured the ankle monitor in my case and went straight to the los angeles police department now i may not I'm gonna be able to find you, but Sergeant Bedowick and his 30,000 officers will. Good luck, gangster.

• @antichirst / 17638 2024-08-23