Chud's Laws of Happening
Asymptote of Happening You are here % Progress Towards Happening CHUD'S LAWS OF HAPPENINGS: FIRST LAW: Nothing ever happens. SECOND LAW: % progress towards a major happening shall always increase closer to, but never reach, 100%, at which point something would happen, but by the 1st law, nothing ever happens. Time (in 2 week intervals)
A graph shows progress toward a major happening rapidly approaching 100% but never reaching it, with an arrow marking “You are here” near the asymptote. The joke parodies scientific laws to describe endless anticipation: something is always about to happen, but it never actually does.
- @antichirst / 17628 2024-08-22
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×536 · 60.6 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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