Robert Pattinson Bored His Stalker
ROBERT PATTINSON TOOK AN OBSESSED STALKER OUT TO DINNER AND BORED HER. He complained about his life the whole time, and he never saw her again.
Robert Pattinson is shown in a close-up portrait with a caption about taking an obsessed stalker out to dinner. The joke is that his constant complaints were so boring that the stalker lost interest and never returned, turning an unsettling situation into a dry celebrity anecdote.
- @rzeczyzabawne / 12407 2023-09-29
- @threedotssavetogallery / 4217 2024-01-27
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- image
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- 696×800 · 101.5 KiB
- Mood
- deadpan, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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