Boeing DEI Safety Presentation

Sorry, Steve. you can rest easy Show of hands. Who's gay? Secure Access Scanning... of a marginalized group, like women, a door falls off one of our planes,

A suited Boeing spokesperson delivers a polished corporate presentation inside an aircraft hangar, surrounded by technicians and animated security graphics. He sarcastically claims Boeing prioritizes diversity and hires or certifies workers based on identity while absurdly presenting dangerous aviation failures as reassuring signs of inclusion. The clip ends with the spokesperson giving thumbs up as an aircraft appears to explode behind him, parodying corporate PR and Boeing’s safety controversies. EN: A suited Boeing spokesperson delivers a polished corporate presentation inside an aircraft hangar, surrounded by technicians and animated security graphics. He sarcastically claims Boeing prioritizes diversity and hires or certifies workers based on identity while absurdly presenting dangerous aviation failures as reassuring signs of inclusion. The clip ends with the spokesperson giving thumbs up as an aircraft appears to explode behind him, parodying corporate PR and Boeing’s safety controversies.

Hi, I'm Bob Boeing, founder of Boeing. You know, flying can be a stressful experience for people of all ages. Here at Boeing, we know you feel safest when you're flying on a plane made by a company that above all else prioritizes... ...diversity. Sorry, Steve. Welcome aboard, Black Woman Steve. I don't have to use this right. You do know I'm just an actor. Ha! Classic Black Woman Steve. As you're flying through the air at 30,000 feet and a pressurized metal tube being propelled by highly explosive jet fuel, you can rest easy knowing that you're in a boat. And at Boeing, we have stringent standards, making sure to hire our airplane technicians based on the single most important factor, what they like to do in the bedroom. Now we institute regular surprise certification checks to make sure everyone is qualified. Show of hands. Who's gay? I am. I am. I'm a Methodist. Heh. Close enough. We know when you board an airplane, your first question is, who's the pilot? Well, there's no need to worry, you're pretty little ahead about that when you're on a boat. Our new oppression detection technology scans the pilots to make sure they're part of a marginalized group. Like, women. Pacific Islanders. Or even the blind. Access granted. Straight mail detected. Looks like this white man is wiping up again. So next time a door falls off one of our planes, you can take pride in knowing it was slapped on there by a minority. Or again. Or maybe both. And when your plane is coming in hot and a landing gear fails to deploy. Just remember, all our technicians have had extensive DEI training. And most of them are LGBTQ. Only a bigot would have a problem with that. I mean, you're not a bigot, are you? I didn't think so. So remember, if it's not a Boeing, I ain't going.

• @antichirst / 16975 2024-06-23