The 2073-Year Finnish War

한국시대 영토 8245–6172 BC (2073 years) Strength 5000 Imperial Jedi Knights 2530 Augmented Cavalry Imperial Starfleet 300 Korean Proto-Ninja Attack Chariots 2100 Ursine Cavalry 32500 Pre-Horse Archers 1000 Fleet 2500 Space Marines A Tyrannosaurus Rex Sack of Ganzhou The Battle of Siberia

A dramatic pseudo-documentary montage depicts an absurd alternate-history war involving the ancient Finnish Empire, the Huan Empire, Lemuria, Korea, Jedi knights, proto-ninjas, futuristic fleets, monstrous armies, and battles across Earth and space. The joke is the deliberately over-serious presentation of completely impossible historical claims, enormous timespans, and wildly mismatched fantasy and science-fiction forces. Dramatic music makes the fake history feel like an epic war chronicle, intensifying the absurdity. EN: A dramatic pseudo-documentary montage depicts an absurd alternate-history war involving the ancient Finnish Empire, the Huan Empire, Lemuria, Korea, Jedi knights, proto-ninjas, futuristic fleets, monstrous armies, and battles across Earth and space. The joke is the deliberately over-serious presentation of completely impossible historical claims, enormous timespans, and wildly mismatched fantasy and science-fiction forces. Dramatic music makes the fake history feel like an epic war chronicle, intensifying the absurdity.

The ancient Finnish Empire also called the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Caganate. The Commune of Lemuria had also briefly joined the war on the side of the Finns until they disappeared without a trace. Starting in 8,245 and ending in 6,172 BC, the war lasted 2,073 years. Battles occurred across the planet's surface and orbital sphere. Both armies were evenly matched in technological advancement and experienced commanders. with the Huan Empire utilizing proto-ninjas and Jedi knights against the famed Ursin cavalry and pr-

• @antichirst / 16898 2024-06-16