Real Men Don't Sleep Face Down

What's the stupidest "Real Men don't ________" you've ever heard? "Sleep on their stomachs" I agree because if your ass is facing upwards and just looks all fat, round and jiggly, there in the middle of the night, the devil might get tempted to either eat it, or pound it with his 20 inch cock, so it's better to sleep with your ass against the mattress to avoid tempting any supernatural creature that might be lurking around, like a werewolf, cause being fucked by a werewolf isn't only gay, it's also furry behavior and real men don't partake in furry activities like getting a massive anal orgasm from a thick knotted werewolf dick.

A Reddit-style screenshot asks for the stupidest claim beginning with “Real Men don't...” One commenter says real men do not sleep on their stomachs, then gives an increasingly absurd and explicit explanation involving the devil, a werewolf, and furry sexuality. The joke is the exaggerated, bizarre pseudo-logic and macho framing, making it suitable as an absurd or offensive reaction meme. EN: A Reddit-style screenshot asks for the stupidest claim beginning with “Real Men don't...” One commenter says real men do not sleep on their stomachs, then gives an increasingly absurd and explicit explanation involving the devil, a werewolf, and furry sexuality. The joke is the exaggerated, bizarre pseudo-logic and macho framing, making it suitable as an absurd or offensive reaction meme.

• @afrosidemoon / 71533 2025-04-11