Dark Souls NPCs Be Like

dark souls npcs be like ahhhhhh... yes. penis... 'lo, once every cock in these halls stood erect and mighty, but now... heh, well. 'tis best left unsaid. (hacking cough) heeheeheehee [10 hours later el igor the penis beast is found dead in the hub area with zero explanation]

A parody tweet imitates the cryptic, archaic speech of Dark Souls NPCs, turning a discussion of ancient warriors into an absurd penis joke. The follow-up claims that the penis beast is mysteriously found dead hours later, parodying unexplained events and lore in the game. EN: A parody tweet imitates the cryptic, archaic speech of Dark Souls NPCs, turning a discussion of ancient warriors into an absurd penis joke. The follow-up claims that the penis beast is mysteriously found dead hours later, parodying unexplained events and lore in the game.

• @afrosidemoon / 71445 2025-04-07