Custom Toilet Splash Guard

Text on the meme

Custom-making these. Cuts down on the splash factor. Will need to measure your toilet. Taking orders. There IS a wait list. $50-$75

What it means

A toilet has been fitted with an absurd curved pipe and wooden support frame, supposedly as a custom-made device to reduce splashing. The joke is the overly serious sales post and wait list for an outrageously impractical bathroom contraption, making it a reaction to ridiculous DIY inventions. EN: A toilet has been fitted with an absurd curved pipe and wooden support frame, supposedly as a custom-made device to reduce splashing. The joke is the overly serious sales post and wait list for an outrageously impractical bathroom contraption, making it a reaction to ridiculous DIY inventions.

Objects

toilet / туалет curved pipe / изогнутая труба wooden support frame / деревянная опорная рама bathroom tiles / кафельная плитка toilet paper roll / рулон туалетной бумаги purple cleaning cloth / фиолетовая тряпка white toilet seat / белое сиденье унитаза DIY contraption / самодельное приспособление