Secret Service Cease and Desist
Effective immediately we can no longer sell GG Energy: LEAN or GG Caffeine Free: LEAN... U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE JUN 04 2024 Director of Re: Cease and Desist Notice - Unauthorized Depiction of the POTUS in GG Energy: LEAN and GG Caffeine Free: LEAN File Number: To Whom It May Concern, On behalf of [REDACTED], this letter serves as formal notice from the United States Secret Service, regarding the unauthorized and inaccurate depiction of the President of the United States in your products GG Energy: LEAN and GG Caffeine Free: LEAN. It has come to our attention that these products are currently being marketed and sold by Gamer Supps and that they present a misrepresentation of the President, which could be seen as detrimental to national security and public perception, particularly during the upcoming election period. The United States Secret Service demands that Gamer Supps shall immediately cease and desist all marketing, distribution, and sales of the aforementioned products. The depiction of the President in a manner that is misleading or inappropriate poses a significant risk to the integrity of the office and the security of the nation. You are hereby instructed to: 1. Immediately remove GG Energy: LEAN and GG Caffeine Free: LEAN from all online and physical marketplaces. https://gamersupps.gg/products/lean-100-servings https://gamersupps.gg/products/lean-caffeine-free-100-servings 2. Cease all advertisements, promotions, and any form of public communication featuring these products. 3. Provide written confirmation of your compliance with this directive within 48 hours of receipt of this letter. Failure to comply with this cease and desist order will result in further legal action, including but not limited to, injunctive relief, civil penalties, and other measures deemed necessary to protect national security interests. We trust that Gamer Supps will act promptly to rectify this situation and avoid any further complications. Please direct any correspondence regarding this matter to the undersigned. Sincerely, Director of
A GamerSupps post claims the company can no longer sell its LEAN energy drink, alongside a mock cease-and-desist letter supposedly issued by the U.S. Secret Service. The joke is that the drink’s branding uses Joe Biden’s likeness, so the letter absurdly treats a beverage design as a national-security issue and orders the company to stop selling it. EN: A GamerSupps post claims the company can no longer sell its LEAN energy drink, alongside a mock cease-and-desist letter supposedly issued by the U.S. Secret Service. The joke is that the drink’s branding uses Joe Biden’s likeness, so the letter absurdly treats a beverage design as a national-security issue and orders the company to stop selling it.
social media post / публикация в соцсетиmock legal letter / шуточное юридическое письмоSecret Service seal / печать Секретной службыredacted text / заретушированный текстenergy drink can branding / брендинг энергетического напиткаdocument page / страница документаblack redaction bars / чёрные полосы цензурыtext tweet / текстовый твит
- @antichirst / 16820 2024-06-11
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- image
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- 536×800 · 82.9 KiB
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- absurd, satirical
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- en
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