Asexual Warm Milk Starbucks Argument

The time I publicly destroyed a bigot in Starbucks This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction. Me, minding my own beeswax: I'll get a large warm milk please! Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you? The guy: *Notices my ace pin* Oh so you're an aceggot? So you just don't get laid? That figures Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!? Me: Yep, I'm used to it though.. That's what you get for being openly asexual it seems! Me: Uhhhhh buddy, you were the one shaming me for buying warm milk and now you're shoving the image of s*x down a sex repulsed ace's throat... Not a good look. And yes, I'm a proud Jesus freak!

A staged Starbucks skit follows an asexual customer ordering warm milk, after which a man mocks their ace identity and a bystander objects. The customer points out the hypocrisy of shaming their drink while graphically invoking sex, ending with the absurd declaration that they are a proud Jesus freak; exaggerated acting, character switches, and a sigh-like comedic delivery make the confrontation intentionally absurd. EN: A staged Starbucks skit follows an asexual customer ordering warm milk, after which a man mocks their ace identity and a bystander objects. The customer points out the hypocrisy of shaming their drink while graphically invoking sex, ending with the absurd declaration that they are a proud Jesus freak; exaggerated acting, character switches, and a sigh-like comedic delivery make the confrontation intentionally absurd.

The time I publicly destroyed a bigot in Starbucks. This might sound fake, but I assure you my life is stranger than fiction I'll get a large warm milk, please More milk get a life. They don't even sell that here actually. Yeah, we do sell warm milk Does that bother you? Imagine actually drinking that I don't have to imagine oh So you're an ace get so you just don't get laid that figures Yup, I'm a proud ace-skit, and that has nothing to do with my preferences and beverages. Did you seriously just call that person an ace-skit? What kind of world are we living in? Yup, I'm used to it though. That's what you get for being openly asexual, it seems. I'm literally a gay man, and I won't let you Jesus-free aces shame me of having gay sex people like you are hurting my community. I'm gonna go have sex with my boyfriend. Uh, buddy, you were the one shaming me for buying more milk, and now you're shoving the image of sex down a sex repose asexual's throat. Not a good look. And yes, I'm proud of Jesus free.

• @antichirst / 16637 2024-05-04