Ex-Hitman Explains CS2 Matchmaking

Ex-hitman reacts to “premier matchmaking” in CS2

A Counter-Strike 2 gameplay clip on a desert map is overlaid with a facecam of a serious gray-haired man reacting to the action. He calmly explains a supposed technique involving quickly pushing someone who touches or leans on a railing every day, making the ordinary matchmaking gameplay sound like a professional hitman’s tactical advice. The humor comes from the deadpan delivery and the absurd contrast between casual gaming and criminal expertise. EN: A Counter-Strike 2 gameplay clip on a desert map is overlaid with a facecam of a serious gray-haired man reacting to the action. He calmly explains a supposed technique involving quickly pushing someone who touches or leans on a railing every day, making the ordinary matchmaking gameplay sound like a professional hitman’s tactical advice. The humor comes from the deadpan delivery and the absurd contrast between casual gaming and criminal expertise.

Yeah, that's what I would have did I said earlier right so that's the technique if you're gonna he's there He's nothing he can do about he's not even looking you give him a quick push. He's done If you knew somebody's gonna touch that railing every day or lean on it. Yeah, it's good Somebody to do that every day and know they're gonna

• @antichirst / 16621 2024-05-01