Voyager 1 Is Fine Guys

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT GUYS, YES, Voyager 1 started babbling gibberish a few months back, but it has NOT gone insane in the depths of space. It’s just an old probe! Don't be ridiculous, we still don't have the technology or arcane knowledge to transfer a human intelligence from one brave astronaut's body to an inscribed golden disk, there's no way we could have back in the seventies! It's long distance tech support, that's all. It's a hardware issue. The Void DOES NOT hunger and we DO NOT weep with fear at what we've seen there. It's the uhhh flight data system. W-we’ll fix it soon, I swear

A distressed astronaut-like figure is paired with a smiling masked face while NASA insists that Voyager 1’s strange transmissions are only a hardware problem. The joke treats the probe’s babbling as evidence of cosmic madness, while the panicked denial implies that it has encountered something terrifying in deep space. EN: A distressed astronaut-like figure is paired with a smiling masked face while NASA insists that Voyager 1’s strange transmissions are only a hardware problem. The joke treats the probe’s babbling as evidence of cosmic madness, while the panicked denial implies that it has encountered something terrifying in deep space.

• @antichirst / 16471 2024-04-11