Two-Year-Old Explains the Game

The game last night, according to my two year old daughter. COWS VS. PUPPY Bullshit. The Bulls logo doesn't resemble a cow, especially not in the eyes of a two year old. Two year olds don't associate horns with a cow. You're a liar, and I hope your ugly, retarded kid chokes on a grape. You then, should commit suicide out of guilt, not for her death, but for being a fucking asshole in general.

A Reddit screenshot shows a joke about a two-year-old daughter describing a basketball game between the Chicago Bulls and Minnesota Timberwolves as “cows vs. puppy.” A furious commenter absurdly argues that the Bulls logo does not look like a cow and insults the child, creating an intentionally extreme and offensive punchline. It is shared as an absurd reaction to an innocent observation being taken far too seriously. EN: A Reddit screenshot shows a joke about a two-year-old daughter describing a basketball game between the Chicago Bulls and Minnesota Timberwolves as “cows vs. puppy.” A furious commenter absurdly argues that the Bulls logo does not look like a cow and insults the child, creating an intentionally extreme and offensive punchline. It is shared as an absurd reaction to an innocent observation being taken far too seriously.

• @afrosidemoon / 70497 2025-02-18