Sleep Slurping Water Confession

I've been thinking about this post since dec 14th and it keeps making me sob with laughter My girlfriend said I drink all her water during the night (I’m by the nightstand). Used a sleep recorder app and at like 3am it recorded me absolutely slurping that shit down and pausing to say “oh that’s good stuff” before going back at it. Funniest thing I’ve recorded myself doing in my sleep

A social media post shares a funny story about someone sleep-drinking their girlfriend’s water beside the nightstand. The joke is that he pauses mid-slurp to praise the water, making the unconscious habit sound like a deliberate late-night snack review.

• @threedotssavetogallery / 4023 2023-12-20