Bark Like a Good Boy

lwl if she asks me to bark, i would bark and then wag my non existent tail like a good boy too 👈 proof?

A social media post says the speaker would bark and wag his nonexistent tail if an attractive tattooed woman asked him to, then she replies “proof?” and posts selfies. The joke is exaggerated simping: her challenge implies he should prove how obedient he would be, and the response humorously treats flirtation like a dog-training command. EN: A social media post says the speaker would bark and wag his nonexistent tail if an attractive tattooed woman asked him to, then she replies “proof?” and posts selfies. The joke is exaggerated simping: her challenge implies he should prove how obedient he would be, and the response humorously treats flirtation like a dog-training command.

• @afrosidemoon / 70341 2025-02-08