Peter Parker Fought Green Goblin

Why Peter, you're bleeding! Oh my goodness, that looks awful! Peter, stop, it's me! I swear on my father's grave you will pay...

A fast-cut video edit combines Peter Parker and Harry Osborn scenes with a medical-treatment clip. Peter claims he fought the Green Goblin, while increasingly dramatic Spider-Man dialogue and ominous music turn a minor injury into an absurdly serious revenge story. The joke works as a reaction to overdramatic explanations or escalating situations. EN: A fast-cut video edit combines Peter Parker and Harry Osborn scenes with a medical-treatment clip. Peter claims he fought the Green Goblin, while increasingly dramatic Spider-Man dialogue and ominous music turn a minor injury into an absurdly serious revenge story. The joke works as a reaction to overdramatic explanations or escalating situations.

Oh Peter, you're bleeding. Oh, uh, yeah. I fought Green Goblin. Oh my goodness, that looks powerful. I'll get the first aid kit. How did you set that up? I fought Green Goblin. He knows who I am. Stop! It's me. Look at little Osborn. Gonna cry? Godspeed. Where are my father's grave you won't pay. Who am I? I'm Peter Parker.

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