Valorant Anti-Cheat Bitcoin Miner

Downloading Valorant is like imagine hey anticheat right is like imagine there is this big 19inch f*cking BBC and the second u put on the underwear that’s what the Valorant anti cheat does to ur PC it’s legit like a f*cking Bitcoin miner

A split-screen video shows a man wearing a gaming headset and emphatically explaining Valorant’s anti-cheat while the top half shows purple vinyl being wrapped and cut around a sports car. He compares installing the anti-cheat to putting on underwear containing an enormous explicit sex toy that tears apart your insides, then jokes that it is basically a Bitcoin miner. The exaggerated analogy and increasingly absurd car-wrapping footage make it useful as an angry, hyperbolic reaction to intrusive software or terrible PC performance.

Downloading Valorant is like imagine a friend tells you, hey, okay, let me explain to you guys. Valorant uses this like insane anti-cheat, right? So downloading Valorant is like imagine your friend gives you a pair of underwear but on the back of the underwear there's this big 19-inch fucking BBC dildo and the second you put on the underwear it just fucking tears apart your insides. That's what the Valorant Anti-Cheat does to your PC. It's a jib like a fucking Bitcoin miner.

• @antichirst / 16349 2024-03-30