The Expensive Wallet Robbery
>walking home one night >Mugger comes out of nowhere >"Give me your wallet!" >Unload my FN Five-seveN on him instead >Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet
A greentext-style post describes someone responding to a mugger by firing an FN Five-seveN instead of handing over their wallet. The punchline is that using 20 rounds of expensive ammunition cost more than simply giving up the wallet, making the overreaction absurdly uneconomical. EN: A greentext-style post describes someone responding to a mugger by firing an FN Five-seveN instead of handing over their wallet. The punchline is that using 20 rounds of expensive ammunition cost more than simply giving up the wallet, making the overreaction absurdly uneconomical.
- @afrosidemoon / 70036 2025-01-20
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- absurd, dark humor
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