French Housekeeper Confession

"If you can dream it, you can do it" If you can dream it, about my French housekeeper, she laughed in my face, daughter on the street all those years ago. My father used to have. I got to make some calls.

A suited lecturer stands in a classroom, presenting a motivational quote before launching into an increasingly bizarre story about his childhood crush, her daughter, and his father. The deadpan delivery and abrupt final line, “I got to make some calls,” turn the explicit revenge fantasy into an absurd punchline. Kina — “Can We Kiss Forever?” featuring Adriana Proenza plays underneath, giving the narration a dreamy, melancholic mood that heightens the contrast with the crude joke. EN: A suited lecturer stands in a classroom, presenting a motivational quote before launching into an increasingly bizarre story about his childhood crush, her daughter, and his father. The deadpan delivery and abrupt final line, “I got to make some calls,” turn the explicit revenge fantasy into an absurd punchline. Kina — “Can We Kiss Forever?” featuring Adriana Proenza plays underneath, giving the narration a dreamy, melancholic mood that heightens the contrast with the crude joke.

You can dream it. You can do it. When I was nine, I had a wet dream about my French housekeeper, Colette. Man, when I woke up the next morning, I was in love with this woman. When I confessed my feelings to her, she laughed in my face, then walked back into my father's bedroom. That was 30 years ago, and I ran into that bitch's daughter on the street last week. Of course, I bedded her immediately. Missionary, reverse cowl girl, All it hits, and it should look just like her mother all those years ago. 30 blonde hair, emerald eyes, curvy. Nose was a little bigger. Kind of reminded me of that beak my father used to have. His eyes were green too, actually. I had, so I did it 30 years ago. You know what? Let's, class dismissed. I gotta make some calls.

♪ Kina — Can We Kiss Forever? (feat. Adriana Proenza)

• @antichirst / 15874 2024-02-26