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The 40,000-Year-Old Bullet Hole

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In Moscow, near the monument to the astronauts, by our present knowledge of history. which roamed the Siberian Tundra 40,000 years ago. The proof is the hole. Ballistics experts have established that and that the beast was alive when killed.
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A mock-documentary video shows Moscow’s astronaut monument, a fur-hatted man, and a prehistoric bison skull with a bullet-sized hole. The narrator presents the impossible claim that the bison lived 40,000 years ago and was killed by a high-speed projectile, making the clip absurdly serious and conspiratorial. It is shared as a reaction to bizarre explanations or unbelievable evidence.

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astronauts we spoke with dr. Vatislav Saitsev of the Academy of Science. He called our attention to two prehistoric relics which simply cannot be explained by our present knowledge of history. The first is the Sculliver Bison which roamed the Siberian tundra 40,000 years ago. He was shot by a bullet. The proof is the whole. Ballistics experts have established that it could only have been pierced by a high-speed projectile and that the beast was alive when killed. A shot fired 40,000 years ago.

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video, 0:39
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1280×704 · 6.8 MiB
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absurd, deadpan
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