Unhinged Tripsitter Scares You

pov: I'm your tripsitter yeah you're f**king high dude I think he's gonna need all of his teeth pulled and it's gonna f**king kill you dude your mom won't stop crying I think he's a cop

A mustachioed man in black clothes plays an increasingly unhinged tripsitter in a dim house, pacing through the hallway, talking on the phone, and looming into the camera. He calmly delivers a stream of alarming claims about a dentist, a pit bull, the viewer’s crying mother, and a suspicious cop, turning supposed reassurance into absurd paranoia. The clip is used as a reaction to jokingly portray an unreliable or terrifying companion during an intense experience.

Yeah, you're fucking high dude. It's fine, it's fine. I'm even fucked up. Dude, you're like freaking out. I'm gonna call your dentist. I think he's gonna need all of his teeth full. Here, check out this video. Yeah, just make sure you stay in this room because there's a big ass pit bull in the living room and it's gonna fucking kill you. I think I look better with my hair down. What do you think? Dude, your mom won't stop trying. There's a guy at the front door wanting to identify a body. I think he's a cop. Hey dude, no dude, it's okay. I just washed my hands. Check it out. I have a question. Isn't it crazy that we're all just gonna fucking die one day and there's like nothing you can do about it?

• @antichirst / 15715 2024-02-17