Negotiating a Raise With Death

Let's run a quick scenario, okay? if I could have a raise? Okay, stop. You tell my family the way I want to. I don't want the raise! Dupont Executive Approach To Higher Salaries

A suited man role-plays a salary negotiation in a classroom, first acting as an employee asking for a raise and then as the boss. The skit abruptly turns into a mock negotiation with death, as he jokes that a raise would come from his own paycheck and hurt his family, ending with the absurd “Dupont Executive Approach To Higher Salaries” acronym. The clip uses emphatic spoken dialogue, comic pauses, and likely light background music to heighten the awkward punchline. EN: A suited man role-plays a salary negotiation in a classroom, first acting as an employee asking for a raise and then as the boss. The skit abruptly turns into a mock negotiation with death, as he jokes that a raise would come from his own paycheck and hurt his family, ending with the absurd “Dupont Executive Approach To Higher Salaries” acronym. The clip uses emphatic spoken dialogue, comic pauses, and likely light background music to heighten the awkward punchline.

Let's run a quick scenario, okay? I will be the boss and you will come to me for a raise. Go! Sir, I was wondering if I could have a raise. I am listening. Well, I've been a top performing salesman at the company for the last three years. I'm the first one. Okay, stop. It's done. Really? In one condition. Sure, what's in it? You tell my family. I love them. If I give you this pay raise, it'll come out of my paycheck, which means I won't be able to provide for my family the way I want to and I can't live with that. See what did there guys? I negotiated with death. Dupont Executive Approach to Fire Salaries.

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